Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Cracking the code


Follow me here. The half-nekkid lady is Kim Kardashian. She's the daughter of the late Robert Kardashian, the O.J. Simpson defense team member with silver-streaked hair who looked completely aghast in the famous "Not guilty" verdict footage.
Kim's mom is the ex-wife of Bruce Jenner, the Olympic decathlete who got one too many nosejobs and last year made us all embarrassed with his appearance on ice skates on Fox's frozen rip-off of Dancing with the Stars.
Bruce has many children, one of which is son Brody, who has no career but somehow ranks a swank pad in L.A. He's dated some of my favorite reality show Twinkies, including Kristin Cavallari of Laguna Beach and Nicole Richie of "Help Me, I'm Smaller Than a Weeble!" or whatever her latest series of paparazzi photos is captioned.
Brody now is TV-fake-dating Lauren Conrad, who spun off from Laguna and currently occupies space between other skinny blondes on MTV's The Hills.
Bruce Jenner has a lot of kids. Like, dozens. They're all very pretty. If he got a whistle and taught his kids to sing, they would look like the So-Cal version of the Von Trapps.
One of Kim (above) and Brody's half-siblings is Kourtney Kardashian. She appeared on the reality show on E! that sent rich kids like her and greasy Fabian Basabe to the Rocky Mountains for a fake trail drive. She also attended our favorite university for two years, (before transferring to the University of Arizona).
But it just goes to show you...if you're a blogger who hasn't posted anything in a week, you can come up with the lamest connections to relevance in order to put a half-assed ho pic on the page.

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

PP, you make me laugh all giggly from the grey matter.

Weebles.

9:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are getting tired of blogging? Why not let us know how you're doing. Or, what you're doing. Teaching the film class? Working in an office -- where? I know you don't want us to know all the details. But you're so much more interesting than your last blog!

10:11 PM  
Blogger Dolores said...

That's bound to represent an increase on your comment section and on your visit count.

Dolo

6:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know, I don't think the connection between SMU and somebody baring their airbrushed keester is much of a stretch right now.

6:48 PM  
Blogger Lorenzo and Lynn Martinez said...

You forgot to mention Kim Kardashian's supposed sex tape that at one time did not "exist" and has now been sold to Vivid. It is slated for release later this month. Why is it everyone has a sex tape now?

6:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So what about the daughter of the new Cowboys' head coach Wade Phillips (son of Bum Phillips)?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tracy_Phillips

10:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/144304/kim_kardashian_sex_tape_to_be_released.html

11:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She should dye her hair blonde. Other than that she is gorgeous-looking.


Mngee

6:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

tell us more stories!!

12:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No shit. More stories would be very nice.

6:37 PM  
Blogger Mike M. said...

At the risk of sounding like an old fart, and granting that the video equipment wasn't available when I was that age, but does it strike anybody as odd that all the quasi-celeb sex tapes are available? Even if that technology was there, I don't think I would have been making sex tapes at that age. I think I had enough sense to 1) know that that was a private matter; and 2) to know that once recorded, the ability to control future distribution of the tape was risky, at best.

What is the appeal of making such a tape. Pray tell, because I see no appeal in it at all.

9:47 PM  
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We're all eager about your book. Are you still writing it? I know it gets testy at the end of the book. When rewrites begin, look out! I remember my book chapters were stacked all over house. It was a nightmare!

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You know most of the well-known or "elite" cracking groups make software cracks entirely for respect in the "The Scene", not profit

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