Friday, February 22, 2008

School Makes It Official

The $200 million Bush Library and Wingnut Policy Center will sit smackdab on the west side of campus where all those nice people used to live in the condos they thought they'd own for life (ha!).

Presumably the main building will include a porch where the ex-prez and his pals Heckuvajob Brownie and Trent Lott can sit in rockers, waving at the car-cars.

Next year's newest undergrad majors: Self-Delusion and Extreme Narcissism.

24 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Prof,

The library is planned to be on the east side, not the west side of campus. Putting it on the west side of the campus (next to Highland Park United Methodist Church and the theology school) probably seemed a tad over the top, even for Dubya. Also, everyone knows Brownie and Trent Lott can't wave at the cars since there's that huge retaining wall on the eastern border of the campus along Central Expy (and what is it about these conservatives and wall building anyway?) that keeps the highway sound down and other undesirables from looking in on SMU and University Park.

11:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm proud that my beloved alma mater will house the Preidential Library. I like it even more since it is just one more thing for all of those people out there that hate SMU to get upset about. Fuel to feed the bitterness fire that burns within Prof. and her other malcontent cronies. I will never understand where the bitterness towards SMU comes from, but to each his own I guess. I just think Prof. and her disciples need to relax. Go get drunk or laid or play golf or tennis or something. Life is short. Enjoy it.

XOXO,
2.7

10:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey 2.7 - not all of us are so lucky (?) as to live in a delusional fantasy land in which our country can do no wrong and everything can be fixed by getting drunk or playing golf. it might be hard for you to wrap your mind around, as it has probably shrunk from listening to bill o'reilly and reading ann coulter, but i beg you to try to understand.

2:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well Anonymous, I would beg you to make your responses to my post somewhat relative to what I actually wrote. Further, your choosing just to take an angry tone with me kind of helps to prove and reiterate my point. Further, I have never watched O'Reilly for more than 5 minutes at a time and I have never read anything by Ann Coulter. In fact, I might even vote for Barack.

However, I wonder if since the Bush Administration is apparently the root of you and many other malcontents frustrations if you are all really expecting that Barack or Hillary or whoever is elected will turn our country into a Bush-less utopia where you can all stop bitching about everything and acting like someone is peeing in your Cheerios at all times?

You really should accept my advice and go do something to relax. If you can't get sex and don't booze, golf, or play tennis maybe you can go do some yoga or draw an anti-Cheney cartoon, or garden or something. I'm all about to each his own.

Have a great day. Try to let yourself live a little. Just put Bush and those obnoxious BMW driving frat guys and all those other bad things out of your head for a few minutes.

Best of luck,
2.7

3:34 PM  
Blogger Gene said...

unrelated to Dubya's Liberry, but something TPP may find amusing, given her disdain for a particular punctuation:

http://www.dictionaryevangelist.com/2008/02/semicolon-appreciation-society.html

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Chronicle of Higher Education, March 7, 2008

The Back-of-the-Envelope Design Contest

... Now that the George W. Bush era is almost over, the world needs a place to archive the legacy of the 43rd president. That place will be Southern Methodist University, in a building designed by Robert A.M. Stern. The building will probably cost $500-million.

We thought that Chronicle readers would have their own ideas about how that building should be designed, and we invited people to send in designs on the backs of envelopes. About 120 people sent in sketches that were good, bad, serious, humorous, abstract, or really angry. Their designs took the form of toilets, bunkers, crosses, and W's, some crudely drawn and some very elegant. A sampling of those designs is displayed on these pages. ...

http://chronicle.com/free/v54/i26/26b01401.htm

10:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

funny:
http://www.stuffacademicslike.com

11:26 AM  
Blogger Mike M. said...

A sad day for my alma mater. Forever, my university will be linked to the President who vetoed a bill outlawing torture. Whopee!

And the fact that anonymous can't fathom why SMU is the but of so many jokes is, well, one of the reasons that it is the but of so many jokes. If the rich, privileged elite that seem to dominate the student body were a bit more self aware, and less self absorbed, I think our reputation would be a lot better.

6:47 PM  
Anonymous Natalie said...

We miss you Phantom P. Write soon!

-Natalie

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

as an SMU alumn. I WILL NEVER GIVE ONE MORE CENT TO SMU. This is a tragedy. Bush deserves impeachment and jail time for war crimes against humanity, not the most expensive library in history.

The inauguration of the library will be a sad day for Dallas, a sad day for SMU and a sad day for the country.

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