And next weekend, the Flat Earth Society Prom
Determined to become the laughingstock of all institutions of higher learning, the university up the hill welcomes this group of antediluvian thinkers to campus.
Up next: Age of Enlightenment a Bad Idea Debate (Pro-Rollback to Dark Ages Advocates Allowed Free Parking).
After that: Slavery Not Such a Bad Concept After All Convention.
Followed by: Reunion of Bob Jones University Alumni.