Monday, October 16, 2006

Smut-stangs alert

Playboy is looking for Hilltop fillies willing to bare their fetlocks for the pleasure of horny boys who "just read the articles." Here's the scoop, as detailed by my colleague Robert "Fingers of Fury" Wilonsky on the Unfair Park blog at the Dallas Observer. Pub date for the nekkid Ashley issue is May 2007. Still not too late for implants, if you do it this week!

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me thinks the Professor is casting too harsh critiscm for such harmless Hilltop shenanigans. After all, it's just art. Nothing wrong with men enjoying a bit of feminine pulchritude. If Ashley is willing to help with world piece, she should be allowed to express and expose as befitting a woman's right to choose. Let's not besmirch the fillies.

5:34 PM  
Blogger Mike M. said...

Mildly intersting editorial from a female Methodist minister exhorting the the local coeds not to pose in the Dallas Morning News.

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/opinion/editorials/stories/DN-patterson_18edi.ART.State.Edition1.3e7bbff.html

11:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's a quote from the Daily Campus -

"I myself am not a fan of 'Playboy,' however I respect the right of women to make that choice," said Dean of Student Life Dee Siscoe. "I wish that would not be something our women would be interested in."

HAAAAA. Yeah. Young prominant Methodist ladies we are.

12:16 PM  

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