From now on...
...this is the answer I'm going to give when nosy parkers ask why, at my advanced age, I'm still not married. If it's good enough for Brangelina, it's good enough for me.
Just finished blowing the afternoon reading the new Vanity Fair and staring at the photos of Suri. Anyone else thinks she looks a helluva lot older than they're saying she is? That's a lot of head-fur for a three-month-old.
Most horrifying sight of the day: Two young, perfectly fit, male matriculators at my alma mater up the street rolling to class on matching Segways. Lazy much?