Saturday, May 07, 2005

Re-posting: Crime or happy ending?

Originally posted February 25, 2005

Dropped by campus tonight to pick up mail and noticed another "crime alert" taped to the door of the building. A female student reported that she had been "touched in an inappropriate and intimate manner" by a "licensed male massage therapist" at an upscale salon/spa a few blocks from campus. She called the cops, who questioned the owner of the salon, who said the masseur was a part-timer who was no longer on the premises. The alert described him as 6', 190 pounds, 30 years old, blond.

We must find this man.

And make an appointment immediately.


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